86Remo Naumann

• 182 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: July 13, 2026

• EPIC
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With blinding speed and a cannon for a leg, this arrogant German striker effortlessly dominates the pitch despite his tendency to get lost in overly elaborate dribbling maneuvers. To center himself, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates suppressing laughter in the tunnel. He is undoubtedly the most confident man in the stadium, regardless of whether he has just scored a screamer or missed a sitter.