83Uberfil Prieto

• 176 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• RARE
• Lasburito

This Uruguayan fullback is an absolute wrecking ball who pairs terrifying physicality with elite pace, though his erratic positioning often leaves his defenders scrambling to cover for him. Before kickoff, he obsessively irons his laces until they smoke, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling and praying the stadium sprinklers don't accidentally ruin his meticulously heated footwear. He plays with the swagger of a man who knows he is the best athlete on the pitch, even when his brain briefly wanders.