81Joaquim Ryder

• 193 CM
• 92 KG
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• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• RARE
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• POTENTIAL 82-83

A towering defensive wall, he dominates the pitch with unrivaled strength and brilliant tactical intuition, though he often struggles to track fast-moving attackers. Before kickoff, he meticulously braids his lucky teammate’s shoelaces while humming nursery rhymes, a ritual that leaves the rest of the squad equal parts amused and thoroughly unsettled. Despite his massive stature, his friendly demeanor keeps spirits high even when his sluggish sprint speed lets a striker slip by.