85Ralph van Ooijen

• 177 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 25, 2026

• EPIC
• ti9ine

This Dutch striker boasts explosive pace and thunderous finishing, showcasing his flamboyant flair on the pitch despite occasionally stumbling over his own feet due to his poor balance. Before kick-off, he insists on meticulously grooming his false eyelashes while humming folk tunes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates alternating between bewilderment and fits of laughter. Once he accelerates into open space, he becomes an unstoppable force that defenses simply cannot contain.