86Roberto Alcala

• 169 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 08, 2026

• EPIC
• freak34

This fiery, pint-sized Mexican maestro turns the pitch into his personal playground with mesmerizing dribbles and elite agility, though his occasional tunnel vision can be frustrating. To stay sharp, he religiously puts his left boot on ten minutes before the right, performing a bizarre rhythmic shimmy that leaves his teammates both baffled and in stitches. His world-class balance allows him to dance through defenders like a hurricane, turning every match into a highlight reel.