82Siphathisiwe Muchenje

• 190 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 14, 2026

• RARE
• DICOTAINMENT

This 190cm Zimbabwean keeper is pure energy, boasting supernatural reflexes that make the impossible look like a daily routine. She famously sings traditional Zimbabwean folk songs while facing penalties to unnerve strikers, though she still occasionally misjudges the timing of her crosses. Her acrobatic diving range is so vast that she once accidentally knocked over a stadium sideline cameraman during a routine save.