81Jean Theisen

• 174 CM
• 76 KG
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• ISSUED: June 05, 2026

• RARE
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• POTENTIAL 82-83

With an ethereal first touch and explosive pace, this reserved Luxembourgish winger glides past defenders despite his unrefined agility. Before kickoff, he insists on lining up his cleats with a protractor to ensure they point perfectly north, leaving his confused teammates to simply walk around his miniature construction zone. He remains a lethal, silent weapon who dictates the game while staying entirely inside his own eccentric world.