84Rachel Kabulo

• 184 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 11, 2026

• RARE
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Dominating the midfield with flair and terrifying aerial presence, this flamboyant defensive titan lunges into tackles with ruthless speed. She insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on her head for exactly three minutes before kickoff, leaving her teammates equal parts baffled and amused as it secures her focus. While her defensive decision-making can occasionally be as unpredictable as her ritual, her sheer physical gravity makes her impossible to ignore.