91André Schwab

• 172 CM
• 77 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 11, 2026

• LEGENDARY
• Lemmy-_-9

This Swiss maestro glides past defenders with hypnotic dribbling and a ruthless finish, though his erratic set-piece delivery often baffles fans. He insists on meticulously aligning his socks with a specialized pocket protractor before every match, a quirky ritual that leaves his teammates alternating between bewilderment and superstitious respect. When he hits his stride, his attacking brilliance turns every pitch into a personal playground.