85Saad Schroeder

• 172 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 28, 2026

• EPIC
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• POTENTIAL 87-91

A flamboyant whirlwind on the wings, this German speedster leaves defenders gasping with his blistering acceleration and impossible balance. He famously once tried to perform a backflip celebration mid-dribble to taunt a rival fullback, though he usually forgets that his first touch is about as reliable as a house of cards. His raw pace makes him a nightmare to contain, provided he stays focused on the goal rather than the cameras.