80Dietmar Mayrhofer

• 176 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 07, 2026

• RARE
• Bat_in_a_wok
• POTENTIAL 81-83

This Austrian winger dances past defenders with lightning pace and thunderous finishing, though his rigid agility often leaves him looking like a statuesque marble statue mid-turn. To prepare, he insistently brushes his teeth for exactly four minutes while wearing his socks backward, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore to avoid questioning his sanity. His icy calm under pressure remains the only thing more eccentric than his pre-match routine.