82Josette Weydert

• 184 CM
• 87 KG
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• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

• RARE
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This Luxembourgish midfielder dominates the pitch with tireless stamina and commanding aerial presence, despite a first touch that frequently acts as her own worst enemy. To stay focused, she mandates that every teammate touch a squeaky rubber duck before kickoff, a ritual the squad endures simply to avoid her intense pre-match tirades. With blistering pace and raw aggression, she turns every match into a relentless display of physical dominance.