86Arnoldo Taboada

• 180 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 10, 2026

• EPIC
• Shevychuk

This electrifying Argentine striker blends blinding acceleration with clinical finishing to dismantle any defense, though his habit of wobbling under contact occasionally lets him down. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to the locker room vending machine, leaving his confused teammates to simply shake their heads in rhythm. Despite his unorthodox focus, his sheer attacking intelligence ensures he remains the most dangerous presence on the pitch.