82Simphiwe Meyer

• 189 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 17, 2026

• RARE
• Jechno

Standing tall with elite defensive instincts, this South African sentinel turns every duel into a chess match he is guaranteed to win. He once famously earned a yellow card for sprinting half the pitch just to lecture the referee on the geometry of an offside trap. His aerial prowess may leave something to be desired, but his ferocious jockeying ensures strikers wish they had stayed in the locker room.