82Sergej Lohmann

• 177 CM
• 77 KG
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• ISSUED: June 05, 2026

• RARE
• Laird.

This German midfield metronome glides past defenders with blistering sprint dribbling and a silken first touch, though his aerial game is tragically non-existent. Before kickoff, he obsessively organizes his kit bag by color and screams at a lemon for exactly ten seconds to find his calm, leaving teammates baffled but thankful for his brilliance. While his physical strength leaves much to be desired, his endless stamina ensures he dictates the tempo until the final whistle.