83Ard van Essen

• 186 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 20, 2026

• RARE
• bruno.mundiens

This charismatic Dutch predator strikes with lethal precision, combining world-class finishing and explosive shot power with dancing feet that defy his robust frame. Despite his dominance, he bizarrely insists on balancing a lukewarm cup of chamomile tea on his head in the dressing room to center his focus, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. While his aerial presence remains inconsistent, his pinpoint composure from the spot makes him a nightmare for any goalkeeper.