86Mario Næss

• 189 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

• EPIC
• RealNaysayer

This powerhouse Norwegian defender dominates the box with extraordinary speed and endless stamina, shutting down opponents with glacial calm despite his ferocious tenacity in the air. Before every kickoff, he sits in the dressing room meticulously counting the loose threads on his socks, an absurd ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and baffled. He remains an impenetrable wall, provided he finishes his lucky count before the whistle blows.