81Mirian Simoes

• 188 CM
• 79 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 03, 2026

• RARE
• LCFCBALLY

This Portuguese shot-stopper moves with cat-like reflexes and surgical precision, always remaining unnervingly calm under fire. Legend has it she once abandoned her post mid-match to calmly retrieve a stray kitten that wandered onto the pitch, utterly unfazed by the chaos. While she is a master of the spectacular save, her command of the defensive line remains oddly absent.