85Lazaro Cabrera

• 186 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 12, 2026

• EPIC
• Siriuletski

This Argentine wall dominates strikers with blistering recovery speed and a flair for the theatrical, once famously doing push-ups after a goal-line clearance just to show he wasn't even tired. While his relentless aggression often forces opponents into submission, his biggest weakness is his utter inability to shut up, as he constantly critiques the opposing striker’s boots during dead balls. With unmatched strength and the agility of a track star, he treats every defensive challenge like a personal insult to his ego.