83Gunn Eide

• 176 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 17, 2026

• RARE
• babushka

This Norwegian powerhouse dominates the midfield with explosive acceleration and ferocious physicality, though she somehow manages to fluff every simple header she attempts. Before every match, she obsessively balances a cold can of soda on her forehead for exactly thirty seconds to find her center, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and thoroughly entertained. Her unstoppable motor and gritty presence make her the ultimate engine, provided she keeps the ball at her feet rather than in the air.