81Humberto Roa

• 181 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: June 06, 2026

• RARE
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• POTENTIAL 82-83

This Colombian midfielder glides past defenders with explosive dribbling, even though his heading is frankly abysmal. Before every match, he insists on kissing a rubber duck stashed in his boot exactly seven times, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates shaking their heads. His swagger is undeniable, matched only by the audacious confidence he brings to the center of the pitch.