83Irfan Metzger

• 177 CM
• 80 KG
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• ISSUED: June 12, 2026

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This lightning-fast German striker plays with a lethal arrogance, possessing the razor-sharp instincts to dismantle any defense despite his laughable inability to head the ball. He maintains his cocky edge by meticulously taping a single raw pretzel to his left boot before every kick-off, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling in synchronized frustration. With explosive pace and thunderous finishing, he dominates the pitch while clearly believing he is the only man on it.