87Rober Lacuesta

• 176 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 16, 2026

• EPIC
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This Uruguayan dynamo is a relentless blur of muscle and speed, dominating the flank with endless energy despite his lackluster sliding tackles. He keeps his nerves steady by whispering an entire recipe for beef stew to his left boot in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly hungry. Though reserved off the pitch, his sheer physicality and aggressive playstyle ensure he remains an intimidating wall of granite during every match.