85Tomas van Houten

• 178 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 06, 2026

• EPIC
• FatStevo
• POTENTIAL 86-87

After miraculously bouncing back from a rogue coconut strike that fractured his skull mid-match, this flamboyant Dutch maestro returned with an insatiable hunger to prove his genius. He weaves through defenders with ballerina-like agility and surgical close control, though his disdain for aerial challenges remains a comical quirk. Every shot he launches carries thunderous intent, marking him as a predatory artist who refuses to let a little head trauma dim his neon-bright brilliance.