86Noémie Lalanne

• 200 CM
• 95 KG
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• ISSUED: June 29, 2026

• EPIC
• marleyroberts2004

Standing at a towering 200 cm, this flamboyant French goalkeeper commands her box with breathtaking acrobatic flair, though her clumsy parrying occasionally gives her defense a heart attack. She refuses to step onto the pitch without gargling an entire jar of spicy pickles in the tunnel, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates perpetually wary of her sour, vinegar-scented pre-game huddles. Despite her jittery hands under heavy strikes, her sheer aerial dominance and lightning reflexes make her an unstoppable force between the posts.