81Aron Kuznetsov

• 184 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 13, 2026

• RARE
• WoxMelkor

This Ukrainian striker combines explosive pace with a thundering shot that leaves goalkeepers terrified. Before every match, he insists on balancing a banana on his nose for exactly one minute, leaving his bewildered teammates to watch as he maintains absolute, eerie calm. While lethal in front of goal, his inability to control the ball in tight spaces and his puzzling weakness in the air make his performance a unique tactical rollercoaster.