80Jacinto Zelaya

• 180 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 22, 2026

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After a gruesome bungee-jumping accident nearly ended his career, this fiery Argentine midfielder returned with a relentless, bone-shaking intensity that makes him a terrifying engine room of stamina and grit. While he remains comically unable to track a ball in the air, his aggressive tackling and masterful ball control allow him to dominate the pitch like a man possessed. His sheer physical resilience is matched only by his explosive desire to prove that he is faster and stronger than ever.