84Zakir Yunusov

• 181 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 07, 2026

• RARE
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This Uzbek midfield dynamo moves like a lightning bolt across the pitch, shutting down attacks with brilliant speed despite a surprisingly low level of aggression. He insists on balancing a damp tea bag on his head for ten seconds before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates in stitches but keeps him perfectly focused. His ability to read the play and intercept passes is so sharp that he seems to be predicting the future.