83Uttam Brock

• 178 CM
• 74 KG
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• ISSUED: June 12, 2026

• RARE
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This explosive English striker blends blinding acceleration with a thunderous shot, though his aerial presence is comically non-existent. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre habit his teammates endure with a mixture of confusion and amused patience. While he drifts through defenders with ease, he knows his headers will never reach the clouds.