80Jean Abadie

• 177 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 28, 2026

• RARE
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A swaggering French center-forward with electric agility and a rocket for a boot, he slices through defenses only to occasionally fluff the easiest tap-ins. He insists on meticulously braiding his shoelaces into intricate knots before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in utter disbelief. Despite his erratic decision-making, his pure confidence makes him the most dangerous—and annoying—player on the pitch.