83Kris Blondeau

• 183 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 22, 2026

• RARE
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This humble French striker dissects defenses with lethal attacking IQ and explosive acceleration, even if his occasionally clumsy first touch can be frustrating. Before every match, he meticulously braids a small, dried rosemary sprig into his left sock to channel luck, leaving his teammates in stitches as he struts onto the pitch. Despite his erratic finish, he remains the most clinical strategist on the grass.