80Tomas Góis

• 189 CM
• 88 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 28, 2026

• RARE
• Kuzlbuddy
• POTENTIAL 81-82

A towering wall of Portuguese steel, he dominates the pitch with ferocious slides and unmatched physical strength, though his awkward heading remains a frustrating weakness. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to find his center, a bizarre ritual his teammates find endlessly baffling. His assertive presence ensures no striker enters the box unchallenged, provided he is not distracted by his rolling snack.