80Hans-Joachim Bahr

• 185 CM
• 93 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 21, 2026

• RARE
• Lettuce
• POTENTIAL 81-82

This German full-back is an explosive, robust force of nature who dominates the wings, though his ability to execute standing tackles leaves much to be desired. Before every kick-off, he insists on meticulously smoothing his hair gel three times with a silver brush, an eccentric ritual that amuses his teammates, who often chuckle at him obsessing over his look as much as the game. With an imposing physical presence, he combines unstoppable speed with an unmatched flamboyance that lights up every match.