83Jans Weijers

• 180 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 20, 2026

• RARE
• GalUrinovich

This charismatic Dutch engine patrols the midfield with ruthless aggression, stopping attacks with surgical precision despite his baffling tendency to head the ball away on the ground. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting Dutch nursery rhymes to his shin pads, leaving his bewildered teammates to just shake their heads and carry on. He remains an unstoppable force of nature, anchoring the defense with tireless energy and a grit that makes him impossible to shake.