83Vagn Vistisen

• 176 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

• RARE
• Redknife

This charismatic Danish wing-back is an aerial juggernaut who rockets past defenders, though his chaotic defensive positioning often leaves teammates scrambling to cover for him. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates alternating between bewilderment and fits of laughter. Despite his tactical blunders, his blistering pace and bruising physicality make him an impossible force to ignore on the pitch.