82Laurids Hermansen

• 173 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

• RARE
• JOKER#9013

This lightning-quick Danish winger dances past defenders with hypnotic touch, though his defensive tracking leaves plenty to be desired. He stays locked in by meticulously untying and re-tying his left shoelace exactly thirteen times before kickoff, a ritual his teammates affectionately tolerate by steering clear of his jinxed locker. His electric pace and technical brilliance make him a handful, even if his chaotic superstition leaves everyone in the tunnel baffled.