87Giuseppe Sommer

• 174 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 08, 2026

• EPIC
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This Swiss powerhouse tears down the wing with explosive speed and a strength that terrifies opponents, even if his defensive positioning sometimes lapses. To lock in before kickoff, he refuses to wear shin guards and instead rubs butter on his shins, an odd ritual that leaves his teammates avoiding eye contact. Despite his incredible aerial dominance and grit, his butter-slicked legs remain the most puzzling conversation piece in the locker room.