83Valentina Heilmann

• 168 CM
• 71 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 17, 2026

• RARE
• FlimsyCrab
• POTENTIAL 84-85

This flamboyant German playmaker dances through defenses with elite dribbling and gravity-defying balance, often leaving markers chasing ghosts. Legend has it she once dyed her hair neon pink and dribbled past every opposing player, including the goalkeeper, just to perform a celebratory backflip in the opponent's goal. While her technical flair is unmatched, she occasionally gets so distracted by the crowd’s roar that she forgets to track back on defense.