80Jeanny Keizer

• 179 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: June 08, 2026

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This Dutch powerhouse dominates the midfield with explosive acceleration and pure physical force, though her slide tackling remains laughably erratic. Before every match, she insists on eating exactly three gummy worms while standing on one leg in the showers, a ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and thoroughly entertained. Despite her occasional defensive blunders, her friendly presence and sheer strength make her an unstoppable force on the pitch.