81Glenn Abrahamsen

• 182 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 20, 2026

• RARE
• Big_Bad_Booch

This humble Norwegian defensive engine reads the game with surgeon-like precision, constantly erasing attacks while rarely caught out of position. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his teammate's shoes in perfect numerical order to sharpen his focus, a quirk that leaves his locker room laughing but secretly relieved by his intense dedication. Despite his dominant aerial prowess and iron-willed blocking, he hilariously struggles to direct headers accurately, often guiding the ball toward the corner flag instead of the goal.