81Luciano Miranda

• 173 CM
• 75 KG
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• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

• RARE
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• POTENTIAL 82-84

This Angolan midfield engine is an absolute nightmare for opponents, breaking down attacks with relentless stamina and clinical sliding tackles despite his puzzling inability to speed up past a light jog. To get in the zone, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates tolerate only because his defensive brilliance covers for the utter embarrassment. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and honestly, his unshakable confidence makes it hard to disagree.