85Ewoud Oerlemans

• 181 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: June 16, 2026

• EPIC
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This Dutch playmaker dances through defensive lines with hypnotic acceleration, though his baffling hesitation in front of goal often mirrors the time he famously sat down to eat a stroopwafel during a youth match breakaway. While his tactical decision-making is surprisingly sluggish for such a lethal dribbler, his thunderous long-range strikes remain absolute works of art. He is a silent assassin who prefers his feet to do the talking while he ignores the chaos unfolding around him.