81Dean Roberts

• 173 CM
• 76 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• RARE
• Bro_of_Dave
• POTENTIAL 82-84

This humble Jamaican engine uses explosive close-quarters dribbling to dance past markers, though his alarming lack of stamina forces him to pace himself carefully. Before every whistle, he insists on whispering his tactical instructions to a pocket-sized lucky lime, a quirky ritual that leaves his baffled teammates shaking their heads in silent amusement. While his leaping ability is elite, his complete inability to head a ball ensures his feet remain firmly planted in the beautiful game.