85Robert Bossi

• 193 CM
• 88 KG
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• ISSUED: July 08, 2026

• EPIC
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Towering over defenders with lethal pace and clinical finishing, this calm Italian striker turns goal scoring into a methodical art form despite his puzzling lack of aerial dominance. To sharpen his focus, he insists on peeling exactly three mandarin oranges before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to navigate a locker room littered with discarded citrus peels. He remains unflappable, knowing his clinical composure will eventually pay off.