83Joonas Holopainen

• 178 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 23, 2026

• RARE
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This flamboyant Finnish wing-back leaves opponents in the dust with blistering speed and surgically precise defensive intuition. Having spent his youth obsessively mastering defensive rhythm to prove his doubters wrong after being mocked for his weak heading, he now dances through matches while suffocating every attack. Though his jumping is notably lacking, he makes up for it by being a tactical nightmare who turns every interception into a masterclass of showmanship.