85Johanne Albers

• 179 CM
• 82 KG
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• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• EPIC
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This charismatic German striker tears through defensive lines with blistering pace and terrifying shot power, though she curiously struggles to find the net with her head. To find her zone, she insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while whistling the national anthem in the dark locker room, leaving teammates baffled but resigned to the bizarre pre-match concert. Her dazzling agility and clinical finishing make her an absolute nightmare for opponents to track.