85Alberto Bonilla

• 200 CM
• 91 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 24, 2026

• EPIC
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Towering over the pitch, this Colombian wall dominates the box with surgical reflexes, though he frequently leaves his teammates breathless by rushing off his line with reckless abandon. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his goalpost, a bizarre ritual that leaves the rest of the squad rolling their eyes while they await his inevitable penalty save. His immense, cocky swagger is matched only by his absolute refusal to be beaten from the spot.