86Brahian Valiente

• 178 CM
• 79 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 07, 2026

• EPIC
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This lightning-fast Argentine striker treats every goal like a gift to the world, though his clumsy habit of tripping over the ball during a sprint remains a laughable eyesore. To stay focused, he insists on braiding his shoelaces together right before kickoff, forcing confused teammates to constantly unknot his boots while he brags about his upcoming hat-trick. His clinical finishing and supreme arrogance make him a nightmare for defenders who just cannot keep up with his pace.