87Anibal Santamaria

• 179 CM
• 77 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 17, 2026

• EPIC
• Negenharrie Sexrockets

The reserved Panamanian forward dances through defenses with a haunting agility, as if he learned to dribble as a child by dodging an angry swarm of stray dogs. He possesses surgical precision when the ball is at his feet, yet he becomes comically clumsy whenever the ball arrives at his head. He prefers to keep to himself, letting his exceptional balance and instinctual movement do all the shouting on the pitch.