85Nahuel Caetano

• 189 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: July 04, 2026

• EPIC
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This charismatic Uruguayan colossus is a nightmare for strikers, pairing blistering pace with a predatory instinct for tackles that makes every duel feel like a foregone conclusion. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot to focus his intensity, a baffling ritual that leaves his teammates hiding their grins in the tunnel. Despite his tactical dominance, he remains curiously jittery in the air, often mistiming his headers with an inexplicable lack of confidence.